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I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.

Brad Williams

When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
BRAD WILLIAMS

Comedian Night Soldier
I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
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Guy Like People
If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you’d be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.
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Average League Thinking
I’m in awe of comedians that do things that I can’t do, whether it be a one-liner comic like Anthony Jeselnik, whether it be social issues commentary, whether it be – hell, Carrot Top. I can’t be Carrot Top. I can’t.
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Comedian Issues
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It’s a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.
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Comedy Country People Told
If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
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Depth Politics Surface
There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.
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Country People Problem
I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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More Offers Funny
I don’t get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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Issues Silly Trying
I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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Enough Much Smart Too
I don’t take too many things too seriously.
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Many Seriously Things
I hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.
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Dwarves Hate People
Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.
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Important Now Then Trying
Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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Mean People Realized Seen
In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.
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Aspect Entertainment Individual
I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That’s the constant. That’s the thing that I’m going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
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Constant Love Show Television

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