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People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.

Brad Williams

I don’t take too many things too seriously.
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Many Seriously Things
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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Confusing Insane People
I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That’s the constant. That’s the thing that I’m going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
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Constant Love Show Television
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.
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Funny Guy Guy Want
There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.
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Apart Haer Joke Skills Thinking
I don’t get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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Issues Silly Trying
Every now and then we’re going to fail.
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Every Failing Now Then
If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
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Depth Politics Surface
I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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Children Fun People
I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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Enough Much Smart Too
It’s weird when people ask me, “Why are you so nice?” It’s like, “Because that’s just what you should do. You should be kind to people.” It seems really basic, but it’s amazing how many people forget that.
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Be Kind Nice People
When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
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Comedian Night Soldier
Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
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Everyone Jokes Want
There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.
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Country People Problem
I try not to be hateful.
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Country Hateful People Trying
I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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More Offers Funny

People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.

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