I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
BRAD WILLIAMSPeople ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.
More Brad Williams Quotes
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I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.
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There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.
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When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
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Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because… they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can’t take it to a dangerous place.
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Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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I don’t get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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Now, I’ve gotten to the point in my career, I’m 13 years in, to where I know that I’m funny. I know that I’m good at this.
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If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, “That joke offended me,” I’m still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
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I don’t take too many things too seriously.
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If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you’d be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.
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There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.
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In every other aspect of their life, we have entertainment that is crafted almost to an individual. So they expect that from stand-up as well.
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Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.
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