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There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.

Brad Williams

It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
BRAD WILLIAMS

Comedian Confusing People
I don’t get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
BRAD WILLIAMS

Issues Silly Trying
Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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Comedian Statements True
I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”
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Comedian Menus
I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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Enough Much Smart Too
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.
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Funny Guy Guy Want
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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Confusing Insane People
If you got a hit every third time that you went up to bat in the major leagues, you’d be the greatest hitter of all time. I think my average is a little better than that.
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Average League Thinking
I admire ventriloquists, because I can’t do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can’t do what they do.
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Mean might Now Then
Now, I’ve gotten to the point in my career, I’m 13 years in, to where I know that I’m funny. I know that I’m good at this.
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Careers Knows Years
There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.
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Apart Haer Joke Skills Thinking
I try not to be hateful.
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Country Hateful People Trying
Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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Mean People Realized Seen
I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That’s the constant. That’s the thing that I’m going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
BRAD WILLIAMS

Constant Love Show Television
I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
BRAD WILLIAMS

Children Fun People
There is often times when I’m in a bar or after a show, and a woman just grabs my head and shoves it into her cleavage, or grabs my ass, or something like that which – don’t get me wrong. I’m not complaining, but it’s just interesting. It’s just interesting that that occurs.
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Bar Complaining Interesting

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