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I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.

Brad Williams

People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.
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Done Hey People
When a soldier of the night’s watch dies they say, “And now his watch is over.” That’s what they say when a comedian dies. They go, “And now his tour is done.”
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Comedian Night Soldier
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.
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Funny Guy Guy Want
I’m funny because I’m funny. And there’s more to offer.
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More Offers Funny
I hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.
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Dwarves Hate People
I would love, obviously, just to keep doing stand-up. That’s the constant. That’s the thing that I’m going to do for the rest of my life, but also I would like a TV show at some point.
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Constant Love Show Television
I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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Enough Much Smart Too
There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.
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Apart Haer Joke Skills Thinking
I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don’t pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never cried about it. I never got sad about it.
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Children Fun People
I don’t get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.
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Issues Silly Trying
If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
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Depth Politics Surface
There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.
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Country People Problem
Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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Mean People Realized Seen
Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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Comedian Statements True
Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.
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Important Now Then Trying
It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
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Comedian Confusing People

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