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Brad Williams

People ask me a lot like, “Hey, so when are you done with your tour?” Like when I die. That’s when I’m done with my tour.
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Done Hey People
Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they’ve seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are now close.
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Mean People Realized Seen
I found out if you’re a funny guy, a lot of people like you.
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Guy Like People
Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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Comedian Statements True
I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
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Awe Comic Havens Things
I’m not going to talk too much politics because I’m not smart enough to do that.
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Enough Much Smart Too
I try not to be hateful.
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Country Hateful People Trying
It’s weird when people ask me, “Why are you so nice?” It’s like, “Because that’s just what you should do. You should be kind to people.” It seems really basic, but it’s amazing how many people forget that.
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Be Kind Nice People
Every now and then you’ll say something that didn’t quite work. But the important thing is, as a comic, you try to learn why it didn’t. And then you adjust and figure out how to either make it work or just abandon it because it’s just not funny.
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Important Now Then Trying
I don’t know why you’d go to a comedian and say, “You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one thing I did not like and therefore, you should be shut down. You should cease to make a living and you should be thrown out in the streets.”
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Comedian Menus
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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Confusing Insane People
Every now and then we’re going to fail.
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Every Failing Now Then
It’s extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what’s going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly.
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Country Educated Extremely Laughing Silly
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy.
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Funny Guy Guy Want
I don’t take too many things too seriously.
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Many Seriously Things
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, “That joke offended me,” I’m still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
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