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Brad Williams

I admire ventriloquists, because I can’t do that. I mean, I might get mistaken for a ventriloquist dummy every now and then, but I can’t do what they do.
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Mean might Now Then
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.
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Confusing Insane People
I don’t know, why am I called the opposite of what I am? It’s very confusing to me.
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Confusing Knows Opposites
It’s very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.
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Comedian Confusing People
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It’s a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.
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Comedy Country People Told
I don’t take too many things too seriously.
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Many Seriously Things
If I do talk politics it’s very surface, it’s not in-depth.
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Depth Politics Surface
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards and says, “That joke offended me,” I’m still more or less not going to listen, but at least it makes sense, like I said something that was about them.
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Asian Black People
Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because… they are comfortable with me, and because they know I can’t take it to a dangerous place.
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Dangerous Female Honest
It’s extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what’s going in their community and in their country, but every now and then you just kind of want to turn the brain off for a little bit and just laugh and be silly.
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Country Educated Extremely Laughing Silly
I hate that when people are like, “Well, all dwarves know each other, right?” And you want to get mad, but you can’t because we do.
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Dwarves Hate People
There are things that I won’t joke about, but it’s not because I don’t think they’re funny or they can’t be made funny. It’s just that they don’t fit my particular skill set.
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Apart Haer Joke Skills Thinking
I’m in awe of comics that do things that I can’t do, or haven’t tried doing yet.
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Awe Comic Havens Things
There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems with being fat.
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Country People Problem
Comedian makes the statement that just isn’t true.
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Comedian Statements True
Everyone just wants to hear the exact jokes that apply to them and want to – everyone wants a perfectly crafted joke for them.
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Everyone Jokes Want

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