“That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.”

Oh, I know: If you’re fat, let’s not blame you, let’s sue McDonalds! Oh, for cryin’ out loud, hey, if you smoke, not your fault, it’s the tobacco company’s fault! Hey, if you shoot somebody, not your fault, let’s blame the gun industry!

Who is more irrational, the guy who believes in a God he can’t see, or a guy who’s offended by a God he doesn’t believe in?

It’s about something that strikes you as funny but I do it with a Christian world view: why we think the way we do based on God’s plan. I lift up my God and my country and I resist political correctness.

If God is a crutch, then atheism is a coma.

If the truth conflicts with my beliefs, I change my beliefs.

The way to stop political correctness is to not do it. If someone says, You offended me then you say I don’t care! If they’re offended by the truth, that’s their issue!

I bring up God alot in my show, know why? Because I miss him.

And as far as I’m concerned, it’s like I say, drugs are not the problem. Other stuff is the problem.

We are experiencing a real confusion here in the United States, you know. Why is it OK to drink, but it’s not OK to take drugs?

It’s a joke. Greed and the desire to take drugs are two separate things.

The more you can increase fear of drugs and crime, welfare mothers, immigrants and aliens, the more you control all the people.

I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.

Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.

I think drugs affect poor people and people of color more than anyone.

I didn’t go for the needle at all. I never cared for drugs, because I saw what they did to most people. I thought that was the end of the road.