Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
BORIS JOHNSONYou know, sometimes I don’t understand what’s wrong with us. This is just about the most creative and imaginative country on earth—and yet sometimes we just don’t seem to have the gumption to exploit our intellectual property.
More Boris Johnson Quotes
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I want to win and I want to be in office.
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When Cameron’s Conservatives come to power it will be a golden age for cyclists and an Elysium of cycle lanes, bike racks, and sharia law for bike thieves. And I hope that cycling in London will become almost Chinese in its ubiquity.
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I would ban sweets from school – but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
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It was the kind of blind, gulping, insensate greed that you associate with some milk-eyed creature in a volcanic fissure at the bottom of the Marianas Trench-an organism with no understanding of the existence, let alone the feelings, of other members of the ecosystem.
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My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.
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We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for wobbling or self-doubt. But it is a moment for hope.
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I think the risks that people see of terrorism are incredibly important but we are very confident we have got the right people on it and the risks have been minimised.
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Our friends in America will be at the front of the queue for trade deals.
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Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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People are woefully underestimating this country and what it can achieve.
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My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
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Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can’t now remember what any of them were.
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Never in my life did I think I would be congratulated by Mick Jagger for achieving anything.
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