The only reason I wouldn’t go to some parts of New York is the real risk of meeting Donald Trump.
BORIS JOHNSONThey say he is shortly off to the Congo. No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in Watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down in his big white British taxpayer-funded bird.
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London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.
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There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
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We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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We need to look at our nannying, mollycoddled, politically correct culture in my view, which stops kids from going out and playing competitive sport. I also think we need to look at the shear fatness of the regulations which control people who want to help kids play sport.
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I lead a life of blameless domesticity and always have done.
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This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for wobbling or self-doubt. But it is a moment for hope.
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I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
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I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist.
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I dont see why people are so snooty about Channel Five. It has some respectable documentaries about the Second World War. It also devotes considerable airtime to investigations into lap-dancing, and other related and vital subjects
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This is not a time to quail, it is not a crisis, nor should we see it as an excuse for wobbling or self-doubt. But it is a moment for hope…
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Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.
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I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist.
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Our friends in America will be at the front of the queue for trade deals.
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