I think I was once given cocaine but I sneezed so it didn’t go up my nose. In fact, it may have been icing sugar.
BORIS JOHNSONThey say he is shortly off to the Congo. No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in Watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down in his big white British taxpayer-funded bird.
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My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
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We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving picaninnies; and one can imagine that Blair, twice victor abroad but enmired at home, is similarly seduced by foreign politeness.
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Hitler showed the evil that could be done by the art of rhetoric. Churchill showed how it could help to save humanity.
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He is the resounding human rebuttal to all Marxist historians who think history is the story of vast and impersonal economic forces. The point of the Churchill Factor is that one man can make all the difference.
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The next Tory leader would have to unify his party and ensure that Britain stood tall in the world.
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It hasn’t taken them long, they began by telling us they would have a positive and patriotic case and they’re back to project fear within minutes. There they go again they have nothing positive to say.
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I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.
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Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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I would ban sweets from school – but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
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We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.
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If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn’t ever get anywhere.
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It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.
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