Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.
BORIS JOHNSONVoting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
More Boris Johnson Quotes
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I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist.
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Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
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I would ban sweets from school – but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
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This is a super masticated subject, and it is time to spit it out.
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I’m afraid Sadiq Khan is completely wrong. The European Court of Justice is the supreme legal authority in our country.
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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
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Churchill decides from very early on that he will create a political position that is somehow above left and right, embodying the best points of both sides and thereby incarnating the will of the nation.
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My friends, as I have discovered myself, there are no disasters, only opportunities. And, indeed, opportunities for fresh disasters.
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We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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Do you seriously propose that they are going to be so insane as to allow tariffs to be imposed. The EU is, I’m afraid a job destroying engine. You can see it all across southern Europe, you can see it, alas, in our country.
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The next Tory leader would have to unify his party and ensure that Britain stood tall in the world.
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I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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I’d like thousands of schools as good as the one I went to, Eton.
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I don’t believe that economic equality is possible; indeed some measure of inequality is essential for the spirit of envy and keeping up with the Joneses that is, like greed, a valuable spur to economic activity.
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