Try as I might, I could not look at an overhead projection of a growth profit matrix and stay conscious.
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More Boris Johnson Quotes
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He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.
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They say he is shortly off to the Congo. No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in Watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down in his big white British taxpayer-funded bird.
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I would ban sweets from school – but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
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Life isn’t like coursework, baby. It’s one damn essay crisis after another.
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My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
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My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
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Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.
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I would ban sweets from school – but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
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In 1904, 20 per cent of journeys were made by bicycle in London. I want to see a figure like that again. If you can’t turn the clock back to 1904, what’s the point of being a Conservative?
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It is said that the Queen has come to love the Commonwealth, partly because it supplies her with regular cheering crowds of flag-waving picaninnies; and one can imagine that Blair, twice victor abroad but enmired at home, is similarly seduced by foreign politeness.
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There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
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The volunteering spirit of Londoners is part of what makes this the best big city on earth.
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I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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My ideal world is, we’re there, we’re in the EU, trying to make it better.
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My speaking style was criticised by no less an authority than Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a low moment, my friends, to have my rhetorical skills denounced by a monosyllabic Austrian cyborg.
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