Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.
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We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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Plus I think she can articulate what’s needed at the moment, which is a bit of an antidote to some of the gloom and negativity and misunderstanding about what the Brexit vote means.
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We should celebrate immigrants and everything they do for our country.
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You are part of our Great British family.
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I want you to know that I have nothing against Orlando, though you are, of course, far more likely to get shot or robbed there than in London.
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I think the risks that people see of terrorism are incredibly important but we are very confident we have got the right people on it and the risks have been minimised.
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The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.
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My chances of being PM are about as good as the chances of finding Elvis on Mars, or my being reincarnated as an olive.
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It was the kind of blind, gulping, insensate greed that you associate with some milk-eyed creature in a volcanic fissure at the bottom of the Marianas Trench-an organism with no understanding of the existence, let alone the feelings, of other members of the ecosystem.
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Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can’t now remember what any of them were.
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My ideal world is, we’re there, we’re in the EU, trying to make it better.
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I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.
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