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London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.

Boris Johnson

They say he is shortly off to the Congo. No doubt the AK47s will fall silent, and the pangas will stop their hacking of human flesh, and the tribal warriors will all break out in Watermelon smiles to see the big white chief touch down in his big white British taxpayer-funded bird.
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Break Country Out Pangas Shortly Warriors
We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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Humanity would have plunged into a new dark age of absolutely frightening and appalling characteristics without Churchill.
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He is the resounding human rebuttal to all Marxist historians who think history is the story of vast and impersonal economic forces. The point of the Churchill Factor is that one man can make all the difference.
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It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
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We should celebrate immigrants and everything they do for our country.
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Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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It just happens I write fast and always have done.
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London is the sporting capital of the world. I say to the Chinese and I say to the world, ping pong is coming home.
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I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.
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We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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I want London to be a competitive, dynamic place to come to work.
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Some people play the piano, some do Sudoku, some watch television, some people go out to dinner parties. I write books.
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My ideal world is, we’re there, we’re in the EU, trying to make it better.
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It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.
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