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I love swimming in rivers, and well remember once jumping in at Chiswick.

Boris Johnson

It is possible to have a pretty good life and career being a leech and a parasite in the media world, gadding about from TV studio to TV studio, writing inconsequential pieces and having a good time.
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Goodness Life Possible Pretty Time Writing
It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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Easy Hard Work Promise
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
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Edge Night Prevent Sneak Yourself
If we judged everybody by the stupid, unguarded things they blurt out to their nearest and dearest, then we wouldn’t ever get anywhere.
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Guard Judgment Stupidity
As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.
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Country England People Prime
It hasn’t taken them long, they began by telling us they would have a positive and patriotic case and they’re back to project fear within minutes. There they go again they have nothing positive to say.
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Beginning Fear Positive Talk
I cant remember what my line on drugs is. Whats my line on drugs?
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Drug Lines Remember
He is like some sherry-crazed old dowager who has lost the family silver at roulette, and who now decides to double up by betting the house as well.
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Decision Double Family Himself Lost
My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.
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Cake Eat Myself Policy
This is our chance to build a Britain where everyone benefits from the success of the economy.
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Benefits Chance Economy
My ideal world is, we’re there, we’re in the EU, trying to make it better.
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Ideals Trying World
I am supporting David Cameron purely out of cynical self-interest.
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Cynical Interest Self
The dreadful truth is that when people come to see their MP, they have run out of better ideas.
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Better Ideas People Truth
I have come to the conclusion that Tony Blair has finally gone mad … he made assertions that are so jaw-droppingly and breathtakingly at variance with reality that he surely needs professional psychiatric help.
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Mad Needs Reality
This is a super masticated subject, and it is time to spit it out.
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Scorn Spit Subjects
He wished that Britain had ‘a man of his supreme quality at the head of affairs in our country today’. This from the hero of the First World War! The man who had led Britain to victory over the Kaiser!
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Country Raised Today Victory

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