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Boris Johnson

The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
BORIS JOHNSON

Conservative Meat Sausage
It is easy to make promises – it is hard work to keep them.
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Easy Hard Work Promise
Voting Tory will cause your wife to have bigger breasts and increase your chances of owning a BMW M3.
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Chance Reason Vote Wife Yourself
Do you seriously propose that they are going to be so insane as to allow tariffs to be imposed. The EU is, I’m afraid a job destroying engine.
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Country Europe Jobs
We celebrate the contribution of people who have come to this country to make it better.
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Better Celebration Contribution Country
The mayors fund for London will be a streamlined vehicle for getting money from the wealth creating sector to communities across London that are facing hardship and deprivation and are the victims of crime.
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Community Creating Hardship
Can I say anything good about Ken Livingstone? A long time ago he did some good things, but I can’t now remember what any of them were.
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Anything Long Remember Say
I want to win and I want to be in office.
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Myself Office Win
I have not been more robust towards female rather than male assembly members and I do not believe I have been remotely sexist.
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Believe Female Myself Remote
We did everything we could to break down barriers that restrain poorest.
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Barriers Break Breaking Down
I would ban sweets from school – but this pressure to bring in healthy food is too much.
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Food Healthy Myself Pressure
I have come to the conclusion that Tony Blair has finally gone mad … he made assertions that are so jaw-droppingly and breathtakingly at variance with reality that he surely needs professional psychiatric help.
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Conclusion Mad Need Professional Reality
As a Scot Gordon Brown will find it hard to convince people in England he should be prime minister.
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Country England People Prime
There is absolutely no one, apart from yourself, who can prevent you, in the middle of the night, from sneaking down to tidy up the edges of that hunk of cheese at the back of the fridge.
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Cheese Middle Night
The crucial thing is to look in an informed way at what’s going on. Look at the way in which we are forced by our imbalanced system to push away people who might contribute mightily to the NHS.
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Force Imbalance Looks People System
The Geiger-counter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale.
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Country Olympics People Scales

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