Let’s face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can’t resist.
BOB UECKERDepending on the weight and model I was using at that time – I would say eight to 10 cookouts.
More Bob Uecker Quotes
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How do you catch a knuckleball? You wait until it stops rolling, then go pick it up.
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People have asked me a lot of times, because I didn’t hit a lot, how long a dozen bats would last me.
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I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don’t even get printed.
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I don’t like losing. But I don’t think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I don’t think once.
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You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year… unfortunately, I had been in the majors for two years at the time.
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When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team’s dugout and they were already in street clothes.
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Career highlights? I had two – I got an intentional walk from Sandy Koufax and I got out of a rundown against the Mets.
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I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.
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I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career – anything for a laugh.
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I had chances to do that stuff, but I like baseball, I really do.
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Today you don’t have to do that, because catchers’ mitts are more like first baseman’s gloves.
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If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to?
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Depending on the weight and model I was using at that time – I would say eight to 10 cookouts.
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Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.
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Where would I be without baseball? Who am I without baseball?
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