Baseball hasn’t forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven’t lost a thing. I sit in the bullpen and let people throw things at me. Just like old times.
BOB UECKERThe biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game.
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In 1962 I was named Minor League Player of the Year. It was my second season in the bigs.
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I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it’s never at the expense of the other guy.
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Sporting goods companies pay me not to endorse their products.
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When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.
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Where would I be without baseball? Who am I without baseball?
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I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career – anything for a laugh.
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If a guy hits .300 every year, what does he have to look forward to?
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The biggest thrill a ballplayer can have is when your son takes after you. That happened when my Bobby was in his championship Little League game.
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I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn’t appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though.
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I used to soak my mitts in a bucket of water for about two days. Then I’d put a couple of baseballs in the pocket and wrap it up with a rubber band.
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I think my top salary was maybe in 1966. I made $17,000 and 11 of that came from selling other players’ equipment.
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I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel’s suitcase.
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People have asked me a lot of times, because I didn’t hit a lot, how long a dozen bats would last me.
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Any teammate of mine that had a kid and a boy that was capable of playing baseball.
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When I came up to bat with three men on and two outs in the ninth, I looked in the other team’s dugout and they were already in street clothes.
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