I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career – anything for a laugh.
BOB UECKERCareer highlights? I had two – I got an intentional walk from Sandy Koufax and I got out of a rundown against the Mets.
More Bob Uecker Quotes
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I had a great shoe contract and glove contract with a company who paid me a lot of money never to be seen using their stuff.
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Phil Niekro and his brother were pitching against each other in Atlanta. Their parents were sitting right behind home plate.
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I always tried to stay around .190, with three or four RBI. And I tried to get them all in September. That way I always had something to talk about during the winter.
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You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year… unfortunately, I had been in the majors for two years at the time.
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I make fun of situations and try and find the humor in things, but it’s never at the expense of the other guy.
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I think my top salary was maybe in 1966. I made $17,000 and 11 of that came from selling other players’ equipment.
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I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.
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Anybody with ability can play in the big leagues. But to be able to trick people year in and year out the way I did, I think that was a much greater feat.
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Before broadcasting for 50-some years, I did TV, played 10 years in the big leagues, won a world championship – and played a big part in that, too, letting the Cardinals inject me with hepatitis. Takes a big man to do that.
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I don’t like losing. But I don’t think I ever go to the park where I have a bad day. I don’t think once.
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I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don’t even get printed.
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People have asked me a lot of times, because I didn’t hit a lot, how long a dozen bats would last me.
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I just grew the hair on my back. Facial hair just wasn’t appealing to me. I liked it on my back, though.
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Today you don’t have to do that, because catchers’ mitts are more like first baseman’s gloves.
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Hey, I think it’s easy for guys to hit .300 and stay in the big leagues. Hit .200 and try to stick around as long as I did; I think it’s a much greater accomplishment. That’s hard.
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