I hope the fans have enjoyed listening as much as I’ve enjoyed doing the games. I don’t ever go to the park where I don’t have a good day.
BOB UECKERI did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career – anything for a laugh.
More Bob Uecker Quotes
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I used to soak my mitts in a bucket of water for about two days. Then I’d put a couple of baseballs in the pocket and wrap it up with a rubber band.
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Any teammate of mine that had a kid and a boy that was capable of playing baseball.
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You know, I was once named Minor League Player of the Year… unfortunately, I had been in the majors for two years at the time.
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Baseball hasn’t forgotten me. I go to a lot of old-timers games and I haven’t lost a thing. I sit in the bullpen and let people throw things at me. Just like old times.
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I set records that will never be equaled. In fact, I hope 90% of them don’t even get printed.
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We were on for six years. We were in syndication for a while. It had its run. I still see the people from ‘Mr. Belvedere,’ too. We stay in touch.
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I spent three of the best years of my life in 10th grade.
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Let’s face it. Umpiring is not an easy or happy way to make a living. In the abuse they suffer, and the pay they get for it, you see an imbalance that can only be explained by their need to stay close to a game they can’t resist.
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I think I set a terrific example of ‘Don’t do this’ and ‘Don’t do that.’ And that’s one of the things that I’m most proud of.
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I hit a grand slam off Ron Herbel and when his manager Herman Franks came out to get him, he was bringing Herbel’s suitcase.
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People have asked me a lot of times, because I didn’t hit a lot, how long a dozen bats would last me.
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I did stand-up, weird and ignorant stuff about my career – anything for a laugh.
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When I looked at the third base coach, he turned his back on me.
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The way to catch a knuckleball is to wait until it stops rolling and then pick it up.
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Depending on the weight and model I was using at that time – I would say eight to 10 cookouts.
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