Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
BOB SAGETI just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I love watching people get hit in the crotch. But only if they get back up. If their teeth are bleeding, if they’re really hurt, if an ambulance has to come, I’m not laughing.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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A lot of people ask me what my favorite episode of Full House was, I always tell them: it was the last one!
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Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
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The secret to raising children is to love them… And teach them to operate in a way you can tolerate them the best.
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Not a lot of people have done this. Stop It. This is why. You can cauterize your asshole shut, so when you fart it has nowhere to go and you can have a fart attack.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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My dad told me if I was ever intimidated by anyone, just picture them with their clothes off. He said that’s how he dealt with my mom.
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Just went to the gym and worked on every body part. Four people slapped me.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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If you’re hanging out with two negative people, do they equal one positive person?
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