Nothing worse than a piece of dried out fish.
BOB SAGETLadies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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At the end of the day it’s the end of the day.
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Words matter. Especially ones with four letters.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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It’s 103 comedians, or however many it is, and how would everyone tell it. It’s enough people of substance that it makes you think of the people who aren’t there that are alive.
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In the creative sense, I’m looking forward to collaborating with people I have mutual respect for to create some really good work.
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My mom just told me it’s impossible to know what’s going to happen in life. Except with breakfast, cause she eats the same thing every day.
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I don’t roll like that but I’ve never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that’s good to say in an interview cause I feel bad a little because people grew up watching me and that’s a little disturbing.
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I was on Entourage last week smoking a bong and making out with hookers and I did show them that before, cause it wasn’t a hard ‘r’ cause a lot of people are watching that show that they know, not my little one – she’s 12, but very sophisticated so it’s an unusual case.
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It’s so nice to share a day as beautiful as this one with hundreds of thousands of reckless drivers.
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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If I ever die, I want it to be cause I got hit by a car saving a kid.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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