The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
BOB SAGETLadies, apologies, but isn’t ‘vintage’ just used stuff?
More Bob Saget Quotes
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Some people rely on rumors and gossip because they are devoid of any original thought.
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I’d like a nice piece of salmon that’s not too pink inside and yet isn’t too dry or crisp either.
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My favorite Dylan song? I think it’s ‘Just Like a Woman.’ It always makes me cry.
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I have three kids, the oldest is 18 and her friends are going to see it The Aristocrats because they told her they’re going to see it, especially her guy friends.
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It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don’t tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o’clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too.
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The favorite method of vice is to diss all responsibility be work or social, go off by myself, and enjoy a good steak and a great glass of wine. Oh yeah, and my kids are there too.
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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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No one gets a free ride. Except maybe bus drivers.
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When someone you love is hurting, if it was possible, you’d want to take their pain for them. But do I really want cramps and sore boobs?
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I am stressed because once I am flattened out so thin to be able to slide under a doorway, I may never be able to ever be unflattened so I could be regular sized again.
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It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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The nature of comedy is ‘just do it.’ But I think what’s interesting about it is this joke has been around and why. And it’s just saying what’s wrong and how wrong can you be if you say it.
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