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I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.

Bob Saget

If you don’t wake up every day happy, change something.
BOB SAGET

Change Something Things Wake
I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
BOB SAGET

Care Except People Take
Everyone I love I pay.
BOB SAGET

Everyone Love Pay
Behind every great man in prison is another great man in prison.
BOB SAGET

Behind Every Great Man Men Prison
The squirrel in my yard really knows his way around the neighborhood.
BOB SAGET

Squirrels Way Yards
I’m doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it’s fantastic and it makes me very happy. I’m dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I’m working on a new tv show for cable and it’s not set up yet.
BOB SAGET

Comedy Dirty Nuts Show Shows Television
When you’re famous, you’re always famous. It doesn’t go away.
BOB SAGET

Away Famous Going
I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
BOB SAGET

Baby Feet Pedicures
I’m psyched about what I can contribute that can be meaningful to myself and to others.
BOB SAGET

Meaningful Myself Physical
It’s okay to get stoned, as long as its not by other people.
BOB SAGET

Long Okay People
I never went to camp as a kid. I couldn’t get into an Ivy League school. I wouldn’t join a biker club.
BOB SAGET

Biker Club Kids School
Valuable people are undervalued.
BOB SAGET

People Undervalued Valuable
I don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
BOB SAGET

Censor Sick World
A lot of the comedians don’t even tell the joke. Like only three tell the joke, the rest of them dissect it.
BOB SAGET

Comedian Jokes Three
Most people argue over who’s right, not about what the truth is.
BOB SAGET

Arguing People Truth
I was going to do a big radio show, and I said to my driver, ‘Radio can wait, take me to the Full House house.’ It literally was a drive-by.
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House Waiting Yesterday

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