I love my mom! You can too for $12!
BOB SAGETI don’t censor myself, but I don’t want to force my sick-skewed version of the world, either.
More Bob Saget Quotes
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I wouldn’t hurt a flea. I’d finger a spider though.
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I’m completely changing my diet. My nutritionist recommends I must now stop eating food I have already eliminated.
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Bob Saget was known, in the comedy clubs in those days, as extremely funny but with dark humor. It was always an inside joke among comics, when he got Full House, it was, like, wow, hes playing this all-American dad kind of thing.
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What I have now are good problems of trying to decide and what I really want to do is good work next. My phone’s ringing a lot more and I’ve got nine lines so when it doesn’t ring, it’s very frustrating.
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When a normal 17-year-old girl storms out of the house or 15-year-old boy is mad at his mom or dad, they’re not talking the way people talk on TV. Unless it’s cable.
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I have no plan except to take care of the people I love.
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What I’ve learned about comedy people is that they’re defined by the harshest level they’ve been to, their personal Auschwitz.
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That was not Bob Saget. His comedic style is definitely more twisted, and he has an edgier side than he showed in Full House.
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Today is a brand new day. A day of change, of promise, of creativity, of kindness, and of love. I’m going back to bed.
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I just had a pedicure. My feet are soft like a baby’s behind. If his ass was covered in calluses.
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Sometimes I wish I hadn’t said something foolish. It is then that I realize the power of mime.
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My mom told me she thinks a man in the market felt her up today. I asked, Where did he touch you? She said, On my knee, Bobby.
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Met a girl the other nite and told her- Before you can be with someone you have to know the value of yourself. So does $200 seem reasonable?
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Saw a man in Whole Foods yelling at his son, What are you doing?! You know I don’t eat bread!! Is there such a thing as health food abuse?
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They say, Keep your enemies closer. But what if you live with them?
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