A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
BILLY WILDERI met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re twenty minutes.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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The ringing of a telephone that sounds like Beethoven’s “Pastoral.” A letter scribbled on her office stationery that you carry around in your pocket because it smells of all the lilacs in Ohio.
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I met a lot of hard-boiled eggs in my life, but you – you’re twenty minutes.
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Eighty percent of a picture is writing, the other twenty percent is the execution, such as having the camera on the right spot and being able to afford to have good actors in all parts.
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Now, what is it which makes a scene interesting? If you see a man coming through a doorway, it means nothing. If you see him coming through a window – that is at once interesting.
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The forest of Compiegne. Look at it. Like a kind grandmother dozing in her rocking chair. Old trees practicing curtsies in the wind because they still think Louis XIV is king.
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One’s too many and a hundred’s not enough.
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I hate that word. It’s return–a return to the millions of people who’ve never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
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I, you know, am all over the place – every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent.
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Money makes even bastards legitimate.
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Hollywood didn’t kill Marilyn Monroe, it’s the Marilyn Monroes who are killing Hollywood.
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Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
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I just always think, ‘Do I like it?’ And if I like it, maybe other people will come and like it too.
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They’ve tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won’t work. She was an original.
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If there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper.
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