An actor entering through the door, you’ve got nothing. But if he enters through the window, you’ve got a situation.
BILLY WILDERThe forest of Compiegne. Look at it. Like a kind grandmother dozing in her rocking chair. Old trees practicing curtsies in the wind because they still think Louis XIV is king.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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One’s too many and a hundred’s not enough.
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You have to have a dream so you can get up in the morning.
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A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
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A bad play folds and is forgotten, but in pictures we don’t bury our dead. When you think it’s out of your system, your daughter sees it on television and says, My father is an idiot.
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Marilyn was mean. Terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever met around this town. I have never met anybody as mean as Marilyn Monroe or as utterly fabulous on the screen.
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I just always think, ‘Do I like it?’ And if I like it, maybe other people will come and like it too.
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I hate that word. It’s return–a return to the millions of people who’ve never forgiven me for deserting the screen.
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Hindsight is always twenty-twenty.
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We are on the track of something absolutely mediocre.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper.
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Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
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I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
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If there’s anything I hate more than not being taken seriously, it’s being taken too seriously.
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If you don’t like what you’re doing, it’s unlikely anyone else will either, so be sure you are happy with your own work first.
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Jerry: Oh, you don’t understand, Osgood! Ehhhh… I’m a man. Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
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She was an absolute genius as a comedic actress, with an extraordinary sense for comedic dialogue. It was a God-given gift.
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I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.
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I am appalled by this Marilyn Monroe cult. Perhaps it’s getting to be an act of courage to say the truth about her. Well, let me be courageous.
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[on pop idol Donny Osmond] He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.
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The only pictures worth making are the ones that are playing with fire.
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I just made pictures I would’ve liked to see.
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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The forest of Compiegne. Look at it. Like a kind grandmother dozing in her rocking chair. Old trees practicing curtsies in the wind because they still think Louis XIV is king.
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Develop a clean line of action for your leading character
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I’m delighted with it, because it used to be that films were the lowest form of art. Now we’ve got something to look down on.
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My Aunt Minnie would always be punctual and never hold up production, but who would pay to see my Aunt Minnie?
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