Happiness is working with Jack Lemmon.
BILLY WILDERA director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
More Billy Wilder Quotes
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My English is a mixture between Arnold Schwarzenegger and Archbishop Tutu.
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[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
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Jerry: Oh, you don’t understand, Osgood! Ehhhh… I’m a man. Osgood: Well, nobody’s perfect.
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I never overestimate the audience, nor do I underestimate them. I just have a very rational idea as to who we’re dealing with, and that we’re not making a picture for Harvard Law School.
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Film’s thought of as a director’s medium because the director creates the end product that appears on the screen. It’s that stupid auteur theory again, that the director is the author of the film. But what does the director shoot-the telephone book?
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The Austrians are brilliant people. They made the world believe that Hitler was a German and Beethoven an Austrian.
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Love is the hardest thing in the world to write about. So simple. You’ve got to catch it through details, like the early morning sunlight hitting the gray tin of the rain spout in front of her house.
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You know, that stuff about pink elephants, that’s the bunk. It’s little animals. Little tiny turkeys in straw hats. Midget monkeys coming through the keyholes.
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I have never met anyone as utterly mean as Marilyn Monroe. Nor as utterly fabulous on the screen, and that includes Garbo.
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If you’re going to tell people the truth, be funny or they’ll kill you.
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God save me from myself.
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We’re making a picture for middle-class people, the people that you see on the subway, or the people that you see in a restaurant. Just normal people.
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After so many drive-in waitresses becoming movie stars, there has been this real drought, when along come class; somebody who actually went to school, can spell, maybe even plays the piano.
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The more subtle and elegant you are in hiding your plot points, the better you are as a writer.
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I don’t go to church. Kneeling bags my nylons.
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You’re as good as the best thing you’ve ever done.
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Shoot a few scenes out of focus. I want to win the foreign film award.
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Well, nobody’s perfect.
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Ah, Marilyn, Hollywood’s Joan of Arc, our Ultimate Sacrificial Lamb. Well, let me tell you, she was mean, terribly mean. The meanest woman I have ever known in this town.
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I have ten commandments. The first nine are, thou shalt not bore. The tenth is, thou shalt have right of final cut.
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They’ve tried to manufacture other Marilyn Monroes and they will undoubtedly keep trying. But it won’t work. She was an original.
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France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can’t tear the toilet paper.
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A director must be a policeman, a midwife, a psychoanalyst, a sycophant and a bastard.
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Eighty percent of a picture is writing, the other twenty percent is the execution, such as having the camera on the right spot and being able to afford to have good actors in all parts.
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I, you know, am all over the place – every category of pictures I have made, good, bad or indifferent.
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Develop a clean line of action for your leading character
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