“Coaches and ownership are just like the fans on the street. They can always do it better, and they would always have done it differently when it doesn’t work out.”

Whenever I get into a tough situation…I think of growing up, and I say, ‘This situation won’t be the worst one I’ve ever been in.

You have to be mentally ‘there.’ Your talent is there, but you have to be mentally there, too.

I’m pretty satisfied with how ‘Postcard’ turned out. I think everybody did a great job.

The most relaxing thing i do, hang halfway out a 3rd floor window, and look at rocks if i fall out.

Let’s not let the government sell us out. Let’s fight for net neutrality.

When a guy takes off his coat, he’s not going to fight. When a guy takes off his wristwatch, watch out!

If you don’t love what you’re doing and you can’t give it your best, get out of it. Life is too short.

The news movement conservatives that are just laying out, slathering out the disinformation and the lies, as I discuss in my book, ‘Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them: A Fair and Balanced Look at the Right.’

I had to do another couple of albums about this idiot. Then I had to play in front of 37 people. It was horrible. I was crying. I was freaked out.

When I left uni, I carried on playing and trying out at stand-up.