“I like to dance, but not in the air.”

A lotta Christians wear crosses ’round their necks; do you think if Jesus comes back he ever wants to see another cross?

I expect to be lynched in going to Lincoln [New Mexico.] Advise persons never to engage in killing.

If mob law is going to rule, better dismiss, judge, sheriff, etc., and let’s all take chances alike.

It’s hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

As a child I wanted to be a grown-up. I wanted to know everything – not that I like to talk about it. I hate intellectual conversation with intellectuals because I only care about my opinion.

Music has always been a big part of my life. It’s kind of like a refuge for me. I just use it to get away.

I like to watch the way a model moves in my clothes, the way she gives them life, or if they are wrong, stillborn, the way her life rejects them.

I think I started doing covers when I was… what, like 9 or 10?

With businesses, you go to the same places because you like the service, you like the people and they take care of you. They greet you with a smile. That’s how people want to be treated, with respect. That’s what I tell my employees – customer service is very important.

Why should you think that beauty, which is the most precious thing in the world, lies like a stone on the beach for the careless passer-by to pick up idly?

I look at my jersey and see the NBA logo, I’m like, ‘I didn’t think I’d be here.’