There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
BILLY JOELIf I need a cause for celebration, Or a comfort I can use to ease my mind, I rely on my imagination, And I dream of an imaginary time.
More Billy Joel Quotes
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Forced to recognize our inhumanity, our reason coexists with our insanity. And though we choose between reality and madness, it’s either sadness or euphoria.
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I’m not really sure how it goes / But it’s sad and it’s sweet, and I knew it complete when I wore a younger man’s clothes.’
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Some love is just a lie of the heart, the cold remains of what began with a passionate heart.
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I’m probably writing music now for the same reason as I started writing songs when I was 14-to meet women. …
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I’ve crashed my car three times.
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Twyla Tharp put it together from the material I wrote and recorded over my whole career. I thought it was pretty good, but how objective could I be?
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You can speak your mind But not on my time.
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You can walk away from your mistakes You can turn your back on what you do Just a little smile is all it takes And you can have your cake and eat it too.
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You’ve got yoga, I’ve got beer. You got overpriced, I got weird.
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This is the time to remember cause it will not last forever. These are the days to hold onto cause we won’t although we’ll want to.
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In an age of incompetence, I’ve been able to last in this crazy business. I actually know how to play my ax and write a song. That’s my job.
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When I look at great works of art or listen to inspired music, I sense intimate portraits of the specific times in which they were created.
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Where have you been hanging out lately honey? You can’t dress trashy ’til you spend a lot of money.
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In hell there’s a big hotel where the bar just closed and the windows never opened. No phone so you can’t call home, and the TV works, but the clicker is broken.
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I had a melody and a rhythm and chords, but nothing to talk about.
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