There’s nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex.
BILLY JOELMy friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane!
More Billy Joel Quotes
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Sergeant O’Leary is walking the beat, at night he becomes a bar tender.
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I didn’t graduate high school, so I never got a teacher’s education, I’m mostly self-read, self-taught.
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Critics have said I write without spontaneity, in cold blood. I don’t. I write in hot blood.
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Most of my songs are written in one sitting, two sittings maybe. Those are the ones I like the best, anyway.
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I have been both praised and criticized. The criticism stung, but the praise sometimes bothered me even more. To have received such praise and honors has always been puzzling to me.
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You can linger too long in your dreams.
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We are living in a time when American popular music is finally being recognized as one of our most successful exports. The demand is huge.
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I consider myself to be an inept pianist, a bad singer, and a merely competent songwriter. What I do, in my opinion, is by no means extraordinary.
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I sold my house to Jerry Seinfeld.
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Lawrence of Arabia, British Beatlemania.
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I have long admired Steinway pianos for their qualities of tone, clarity, pitch consistency, touch responsiveness, and superior craftsmanship.
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Where have you been hanging out lately honey? You can’t dress trashy ’til you spend a lot of money.
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Say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye my baby Say goodbye to Hollywood Say goodbye my baby.
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I hope it does not take the rest of my life until I find what it is I’ve been looking for.
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If you make music for the human needs you have within yourself, then you do it for all humans who need the same things.
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