The most outrageous thing happened years ago in my YouTube days, when I asked an older lady – it was like a sexually flavored question and she just slapped me full-on across the face. That’s the one time someone got physically aggressive with me. And it hurt.
BILLY EICHNERI thought it would be funny to go to my Korean dry cleaner and ask her about my head shot, as if it’s the most important thing in the world, and as if it’s something that everyone should weigh on because it’s important to me.
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I can tell when somebody recognizes me, and I try to avoid those people.
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It’s crazy. I don’t know how I’m not dead. People think I’m going to get punched in the face: “Something terrible is going to happen to you.
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We’re really fleshing out the whole world of the show [Difficult People]. It’s more of an ensemble now, whereas last season we were very focused on establishing the Billy/Julie friendship.
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I’ve had a lot of arguments with people, but it’s never really gotten physical.
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There’s money involved, and there are careers and reputations on the line.
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I’m not much of a dancer.
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I think it’s for people who obviously care about pop culture or know about it, even if it’s to a fault. I think it’s for outsiders.
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It was one of Hulu’s first original shows to really go out there. Now a year has passed, and the second season is getting a great response.
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Award shows are fun, but completely arbitrary and absurd. And yet, I will watch every single one of them.
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I knew what I had to do. I knew I had to keep working at it and keep putting material out there, even if no one was paying me for it.
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I would watch the Oscars and every award show with my parents. I would make lists of who was going to win.
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It was pop culture, entertainment, Hollywood, award shows – these are the things that really captivated me as a kid.
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Even when I was struggling and had horrible day jobs and wanted to be successful but wasn’t finding my way in.
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I thought I was going to be like Kevin Spacey in college.
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I have a medical condition, all right. It’s called caring too much, and it’s incurable. Also, I have eczema.
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