Ironically, my rabbi was a bar mitzvah Nazi. So I got bar mitzvahed. And though I didn’t want to, the theme of my bar mitzvah party was Madonna.
BILLY EICHNERIf someone walks away from me, I just let them walk, and I move on to the next person.
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I couldn’t just get up every day and be miserable and complain.
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I’m not much of a dancer.
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I have a medical condition, all right. It’s called caring too much, and it’s incurable. Also, I have eczema.
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You’re going to get killed.” That’s not what’s going to kill me. The show is going to kill me. The work is going to kill me. Once I’m on the street, I’m not worried about that.
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We weren’t, like, rich people, but we were middle-class people and my parents supported this love I had for entertainment.
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It’s crazy. I don’t know how I’m not dead. People think I’m going to get punched in the face: “Something terrible is going to happen to you.
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I like talking to a person who is crazy in a fun, eccentric way. I don’t want to talk to a legitimate crazy person, because that’s not nice.
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I’ve had a lot of arguments with people, but it’s never really gotten physical.
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Award shows are fun, but completely arbitrary and absurd. And yet, I will watch every single one of them.
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What I do is make myself this over-the-top character that people either find endearing or they think is a joke. Then I can do anything I want.
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Sometimes you go up to people who look totally normal and then you talk to them for a few seconds and you are like, Oh I better get out of this, because this person is a little mentally unbalanced, and they are not going to get a joke.
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You have to fight. You know, you don’t want to fight, but you have to fight to make your show your own, to make your voice be heard. You just have to sometimes.
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I think New Yorkers – they’re media savvy. People have a sense of humor.
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I knew what I had to do. I knew I had to keep working at it and keep putting material out there, even if no one was paying me for it.
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I started out as a very traditional actor. The first thing I ever did in terms of performance was singing.
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I was very much an only child who was raised by the television and movies, and I grew up in New York.
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I can tell when somebody recognizes me, and I try to avoid those people.
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When I opened my mouth to sing as a kid, I kind of randomly had a really good singing voice. And so that put me on the actor track and the musicals track.
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I’d be doing Oscar predictions months ahead of time, and not only for the Oscars, for the Grammys. This is just what excited me as a kid.
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There’s money involved, and there are careers and reputations on the line.
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I came back to New York after college like any number of struggling performers, and you just find that niche where you can have some sort of impact. And for me that turned out to be comedy.
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Even when I was struggling and had horrible day jobs and wanted to be successful but wasn’t finding my way in.
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I never fully committed to the child actor thing. I also liked being a regular kid and being a student.
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A lot of people in Hollywood, and everywhere pretty much, operate on fear. No one wants to get fired, so everyone’s scared to take a chance.
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I thought I was going to be like Kevin Spacey in college.
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Every actor-performer says this, and it sounds so irritating, but I’m not the most outgoing person.
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