Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
BILL WATTERSONI’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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For me, it’s been liberating to put myself in the mind of a fictitious six year-old each day, and rediscover my own curiosity.
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That’s the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn’t good enough for me! I demand euphoria!
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It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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If you’ve ever compared a film to a novel it’s based on, you know the novel gets bludgeoned. It’s inevitable, because different media have different strengths and needs, and when you make a movie, the movie’s needs get served.
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Hobbes: How come we play war and not peace? Calvin: Too few role models.
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Tomorrow we’ll not only seize the day, we’ll throttle it.
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I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Look! A trickle of water running through some dirt! I’d say our afternoon just got booked solid!
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Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don’t help.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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