I’M SIGNIFICANT!!! … Say’s the dust speck.
BILL WATTERSONI’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I asked mom if I was a gifted child. She said they certainly wouldn’t have paid for me.
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I tell you all this because it’s worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success.
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Calvin the zombie searches for food. Horribly, the undead feed upon the living! …Although, in a pinch, a PBJ will do, if you eat it messily enough.
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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A day can really slip by when you’re deliberately avoiding what you’re supposed to do.
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I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Life is full of surprises, but never when you need one.
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Although I’m certainly glad cartoons are finally getting some respect as an art, I’m fairly ambivalent to see cartooning as a legitimate academic offering. If comics need to be deconstructed and explained, something is really wrong with them.
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Calvin: The more you know, the harder it is to take decisive action. Once you are informed, you start seeing complexities and shades of gray.
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Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Suddenly, we realize our time in here is fleeting. Is our quick experience here pointless?
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You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Since September it’s just gotten colder and colder. There’s less daylight now, I’ve noticed too. This can only mean one thing – the sun is going out. In a few more months the Earth will be a dark and lifeless ball of ice. Dad says the sun isn’t going out.
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County library? Reference desk, please. Hello? Yes, I need a word definition. Well, that’s the problem.
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Hobbes: Do you think there’s a God? Calvin: Well, somebody’s out to get me!
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