There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.
BILL WATTERSONI’ll bet my autopsy reveals my mouth is too big.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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With each decision, we tell ourselves and the world who we are. Think about what you want out of this life, and recognize that there are many kinds of success.
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All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Does anything we say or do in here really matter? Have we done anything important? Have we been happy? Have we made the most of these precious few footsteps?
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As you can see, I have memorized this utterly useless piece of information long enough to pass a test question. I now intend to forget it forever.
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You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.
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Few things are less comforting than a tiger who’s up too late.
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Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
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Good friends are hard to come by… I need more money.
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Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous?
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Childhood is for spoiling adulthood.
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If you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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