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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Bill Watterson

From now on, I’ll connect the dots my own way.
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Conformity Connect Dots Way
Calvin: They say the world is a stage. But obviously the play is unrehearsed and everybody is ad-libbing his lines. Hobbes.
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Numbers Play Special
The world of a comic strip ought to be a special place with its own logic and life… I don’t want the issue of Hobbes’s reality settled by a doll manufacturer.
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Issues Reality Special
Surprise is the essence of humor, and nothing is more surprising than truth.
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Essence Surprise Surprising
Creating a life that reflects your values and satisfies your soul is a rare achievement.
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Creating Good Life Thinking
It’s surprising how hard we’ll work when the work is done just for ourselves.
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Done Hard Surprising
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
And it will be even more exciting if anyone pays for them. It’s hard to charge admission without a gate.
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Admission Anyone Exciting Gate More
We need new versions of history to allow for our current prejudices.
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Allow Current History Need Prejudices Versions
Life is like topography, Hobbes. There are summits of happiness and success, flat stretches of boring routine and valleys of frustration and failure.
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Frustration Life Like Running
I’m related to people I don’t relate to.
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People Relate Related
You have the Swiss Army Knife of mental tools, and it’s going to come in handy all the time.
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Army Handy Knife Swiss Time
It’s not denial. I’m just selective about the reality I accept.
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Beautiful Life Success
I suppose if we couldn’t laugh at things that don’t make sense, we couldn’t react to a lot of life.
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Comic Existentialism Laughing Strips
Calvin: Medically speaking:. That’s love?!?….. Hobbes: Heck, that happened to me once, but I figured it was cooties!!
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Cooties Figured Happened Hobbies Love
I try to make everyone’s day a little more surreal.
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Little Surreal Trying

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

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