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A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

Bill Watterson

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
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Bad Helping Mood
If you can’t control your peanut butter, you can’t expect to control your life.
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Butter Control Funny Life Peanut
History is the fiction we invent to persuade ourselves that events are knowable and that life has order and direction. That’s why events are always reinterpreted when values change.
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Direction Events Knowable Order Prejudice
All the new media will inevitably change the look, function, and maybe even the purpose of comics, but comics are vibrant and versatile, so I think they’ll continue to find relevance one way or another. But they definitely won’t be the same as what I grew up with.
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Looks Media Thinking
Once it’s too late, you appreciate what a miracle life is.
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Appreciate Late Miracle
Maybe that’s why it’s hard to tell if we’re living in a tragedy or a farce. Calvin: We need more special effects and dance numbers.
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Dance Hard Maybe Number Special Tell
I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Happiness Inspirational Life
The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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Funny Future Humorous
You mix a bunch of ingredients, and once in a great while, chemistry happens.
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Chemistry Design Ingredients
I wonder where we go when we die?” “…Pittsburgh?” “You mean if we’re good or if we’re bad?
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Mean Wonder
If you can’t win by reason, go for volume.
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Reason Volume Winning
Scientific Progress goes boink?
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Hobbes Progress Scientific Progress
I let my mind wander and it didn’t come back.
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Bumper Funny Mind Sticker Wander
Every time I’ve built character, I’ve regretted it.
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Built Character Regretted
You will do well to cultivate the resources in yourself that bring you happiness outside of success or failure.
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Detours Failure Resources Wells
We all have different desires and needs, but if we don’t discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.
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Decision Desire Motivational Ourselves Thinking

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day.

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