It’s psychosomatic. You need a lobotomy. I’ll get a saw.
BILL WATTERSONIf you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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They say the secret of success is being at the right place at the right time, but since you never know when the right time is going to be, I figure the trick is to find the right place and just hang around.
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Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating; the mind is like a car battery – it recharges by running.
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[Calvin, who has the chicken pox, calls Susie on the telephone.] Susie: Hello? Calvin: Hi, Susie! It’s me, Calvin! I was wondering if you’d like to come over and play. Susie: Why, sure! Boy,
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So the secret to good self-esteem is to lower your expectations to the point where they’re already met?
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The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present.
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The way Calvin’s brain is wired, you can almost hear the fuses blowing.
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I like maxims that don’t encourage behavior modification.
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I like my smock. You can tell the quality of the artist by the quality of his smock. Actually, I just like to say smock. Smock smock smock smock smock smock.
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Rainy days should be spent at home with a cup of tea and a good book.
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Hold it. You know what I’d like to see? I’d like to see the three bears eat the three little pigs, and then the bears join up with the big bad wolf and eat Goldilocks and Little Red Riding Hood! Tell me a story like that, OK?
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I think of football as a sport the way ducks think of hunting as a sport.
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I don’t think I’d have been in such a hurry to reach adulthood if I’d known the whole thing was going to be ad-libbed.
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In a culture that relentlessly promotes avarice and excess as the good life, a person happy doing his own work is usually considered an eccentric, if not a subversive.
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Problems often look overwhelming at first. The secret is to break problems into small, manageable chunks. If you deal with those, you’re done before you know it.
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Of course, REAL zombies never get the giggles when they look at each other.
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