Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm’s Thermonuclear League of Liberty.
BILL WATTERSONIf you give a little credit to the concept of the artist, I think you ought to indulge excesses a bit, because that reflects the personality of the writer.
More Bill Watterson Quotes
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Boy, there’s nothing worse than an inscrutable omen.
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MOMMMM, I’m thirsty… What’s this, just water?
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You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go.
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Calvin: Sometimes when I’m talking, my words can’t keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we can think faster than we speak? Hobbes: Probably so we can think twice.
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I keep forgetting that rules are only for little nice people.
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Buttons … check. Dials … check. Switches … check. Little colored lights … check.
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Life’s disappointments are harder to take when you don’t know any swear words.
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I hope some historian will confirm that I was the first cartoonist to use the word ‘booger’ in a newspaper comic strip.
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I’ve been amazed at how one idea leads to others if I allow my mind to play and wander.
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Dad, how do soldiers killing each other solve the world’s problems?
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That’s one of the remarkable things about life. It’s never so bad that it can’t get worse.
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Getting an inch of snow is like winning 10 cents in the lottery.
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I’m killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.
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Calvin: Do you believe in the Devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man? Hobbes: I’m not sure man needs the help.
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Calvin: Why are you crying mom? Mom: I’m cutting up an onion. Calvin: It must be hard to cook if you anthrpomorphisize your vegetables.
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