I don’t want the natural athlete — I want a guy who’ll go after the hard ones.
BILL VEECKBaseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
More Bill Veeck Quotes
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Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
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Look, we play the Star Spangled Banner before every game. You want us to pay income taxes, too?
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I believe in God, but I’m not too clear on the other details.
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I don’t break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.
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Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
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This is a game to be savored, not gulped. There’s time to discuss everything between pitches or between innings.
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People identify with the swashbuckling individuals, not polite little men who field their position well. Sir Galahad had a big following – but I’ll bet Lancelot had more.
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Suffering is overrated. It doesn’t teach you anything.
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When the Supreme Court says baseball isn’t run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.
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There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.
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It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball’s wounds are self-inflicted.
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Suffering is overated.
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Though it is a team game by definition, it is actually a series of loosely connected individual efforts.
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You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.
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The most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.
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