When the Supreme Court says baseball isn’t run like a business, everybody jumps up and down with joy. When I say the same thing, everybody throws pointy objects at me.
BILL VEECKThe most beautiful thing in the world is a ballpark filled with people.
More Bill Veeck Quotes
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Next to the confrontation between two highly honed batteries of lawyers, jungle warfare is a stately minuet.
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I don’t want the natural athlete — I want a guy who’ll go after the hard ones.
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Hating the Yankees isn’t part of my act. It is one of those exquisite times when life and art are in perfect conjunction.
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I don’t break the rules. I merely test their elasticity.
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Suffering is overated.
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There are only two seasons – winter and Baseball.
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Deplore it if you will, but Grover Cleveland Alexander drunk was a better pitcher than Grover Cleveland Alexander sober.
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This is a game to be savored, not gulped. There’s time to discuss everything between pitches or between innings.
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You give a thousand people a can of beer and each of them will drink it, smack his lips and go back to watching the game. You give 1,000 cans to one guy, and there is always the outside possibility that 50,000 people will talk about it.
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Though it is a team game by definition, it is actually a series of loosely connected individual efforts.
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Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can’t get you off.
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If there is any justice in this world, to be a White Sox fan frees a man from any other form of penance.
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The season starts too early and finishes too late and there are too many games in between.
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It never ceases to amaze me how many of baseball’s wounds are self-inflicted.
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The true harbinger of spring is not crocuses or swallows returning to Capistrano, but the sound of the bat on the ball.
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