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Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Bill Vaughan

Our court dockets are so crowded today it would be better to refer to it as the overdue process of law.
BILL VAUGHAN

Law Overdue Today
He knows not the value of a day of pleasure who has not seen adversity.
BILL VAUGHAN

Adversity Knows Pleasure
The suburb is a place where someone cuts down all the trees to build houses, and then names the streets after the trees.
BILL VAUGHAN

Cutting House Names
What they’ll do is eat their body weight in marshmallow fluff, walk away, they’ll vomit, and they’ll come back and eat their body weight again. And they’ll vomit. And they’ll do that for as long as there is marshmallow fluff out there. They love marshmallow fluff.
BILL VAUGHAN

Again Back Long Mashmallow Vomit Weight
Beauty, alone, may please, not captivate; if lacking grace, ’tis but a hookless bait.
BILL VAUGHAN

Bait Beauty Grace
He (God) doesn’t need me, but He desires me.
BILL VAUGHAN

Desire Individual Needs
We didn’t used to think that having several of these little risk factors were a big deal. But it is. These little risk factors add up in a way that is worse for you than one big risk factor.
BILL VAUGHAN

Big Deal Factor Risk Several Way
Thinking in words slows you down and actually decreases comprehension in much the same way as walking a tightrope too slowly makes one lose one’s balance.
BILL VAUGHAN

Balance Comprehensive Down Thinking
One murder makes a villain, millions often a hero.
BILL VAUGHAN

Hero Milion Murder Villain
The best that can be said of you is that you got saved.
BILL VAUGHAN

Said Salvation Saved
Live constructively and live optimistically.
BILL VAUGHAN

Constructed Live Optimistically
A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm.
BILL VAUGHAN

Baby Children Happiness
It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
BILL VAUGHAN

Nations Nice Poor Would Be
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
BILL VAUGHAN

Christmas Motivational New Year
Most people – and particularly people whose lives have nothing to do with books at all – are intrigued by the idea that somebody wants to listen to them and get it right.
BILL VAUGHAN

Book Ideas People
The price of power is responsibility for the public good.
BILL VAUGHAN

Good Power Public Responsibility

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