black
grey
blue
red
brown
white

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Bill Vaughan

If you’re involved in an accident and you’re at fault $500,000 may not be enough. Do you really want to lose your house because you failed to spend an extra couple of hundred bucks?
BILL VAUGHAN

Couple House May
Most of us wait until we’re in trouble, and then we pray like the dickens. Wonder what would happen if, some morning, we’d wake up and say, “Anything I can do for You today, Lord?”
BILL VAUGHAN

God Morning Waiting
The Christianity which is shared is the Christianity which is convincing.
BILL VAUGHAN

Christianity Convincing Shared
He suffered from paralysis by analysis.
BILL VAUGHAN

Analysis Paralysis Suffer
What ever is the natural propensity of a person is hard to overcome. If a dog were made a king, he would still gnaw at his shoes laces.
BILL VAUGHAN

Dog Kings Shoes
What they’ll do is eat their body weight in marshmallow fluff, walk away, they’ll vomit, and they’ll come back and eat their body weight again. And they’ll vomit. And they’ll do that for as long as there is marshmallow fluff out there. They love marshmallow fluff.
BILL VAUGHAN

Again Back Long Mashmallow Vomit Weight
People who have little to do are excessive talkers.
BILL VAUGHAN

Behaviour Littles People
There is convincing evidence that the search for solitude is not a luxury but a biological need. Just as humans posses a herding instinct that keeps us close to others most of the time, we also have a conflicting drive to seek out solitude.
BILL VAUGHAN

Also Close Convincing Distance Evidence Luxury
Meditating means bringing the mind back to something again and again. Thus, we all meditate, but unless we direct it in some way, we meditate on ourselves and on our own problems, reinforcing our self-clinging.
BILL VAUGHAN

Mean Meditate Meditation Ourselves Self
A statesman is any politician it’s considered safe to name a school after.
BILL VAUGHAN

Names Political School
Whether it is fun to go to bed with a good book depends a great deal on who’s reading it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Book Depend Fun Reading
The more we succeed, the more we’re seduced into thinking we can control everything. We dissect Revelation to get a sense of control over the future.
BILL VAUGHAN

Control Everything Future Revelation Seduce Sense
It is only the first obstacle which counts to conquer modesty.
BILL VAUGHAN

Firsts Modesty Obstacl
By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Elderly Funny Witty
It turns out there’s only one thing that capuchins really, really love – and that’s sweet stuff. If you give them a big vat of say, marshmallow fluff, and you let them go at it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Body Long Sweet Weight
In the game of life, it’s a good idea to have a few early losses, which relieves you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season.
BILL VAUGHAN

Funny Inspirational Life

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.

Related Topics

Popular Authors

More Bill Vaughan Quotes