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What they’ll do is eat their body weight in marshmallow fluff, walk away, they’ll vomit, and they’ll come back and eat their body weight again. And they’ll vomit. And they’ll do that for as long as there is marshmallow fluff out there. They love marshmallow fluff.

Bill Vaughan

It’s not what’s going to happen, but who’s coming.
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Coming Happens Jesus
Some idea of inflation comes from seeing a youngster get his first job at a salary you dreamed of as the culmination of your career.
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Careers Ideas Jobs
Middle age is when you realize that you’ll never live long enough to try all the recipes you spent thirty years clipping out of newspapers and magazines.
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Age Long Years
We’ve found some things that are suspicious in nature, and we’re going to err on the side of caution.
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Caution Found Sides
Virtue, like a dowerless beauty, has more admirers than followers.
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Admirer Followers Virtue
One of the quickest ways to become exhausted is by suppressing your feelings.
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Exhausted Feelings Way
The United States grants the favors of the second, third, or fifty-seventh chance, and its citizens remain free to invent for themselves whatever character draws a crowd or pays the rent.
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Character Forgiveness United States
The SPR is intended to provide relief at times when working families are struggling to make ends meet, and to counter the price shocks that accompany severe supply disruptions. Now is undoubtedly such a time.
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Disruption relief Struggle
It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money that is spent in studying them.
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Nations Nice Poor Would Be
It is only the first obstacle which counts to conquer modesty.
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Firsts Modesty Obstacl
Evil is only of this world. In the other world there is neither good nor evil; all there is, is beaut).
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Evil Other World Worlds
We have got to keep the momentum going in order to achieve all of our objectives.
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Achieve Momentum Order
If the distance between ourselves and others becomes too great, we experience isolation and alienation, yet if the proximity to others becomes too close, we feel smothered and trapped.
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Becomes Experience Isolation Other Trapped
A statesman is any politician it’s considered safe to name a school after.
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Names Political School
Usually we trust that nature has a master plan. But what was it she expected us to do with tobacco?.
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Masters Plans Smoking
Your thoughts are making you.
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Making Person Thought
Where would the gardener be if there were no more weeds?
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Garden Gardener Weed
There is no need to engage in a mental dialogue about the merits and demerits of the fish, emotionally react to the fish, or jump into the water to try to catch the fish. Once the fish is out of sight, it should also be out of mind.
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Demerits Emotionally Fish Once React
Are there any vegetarians among cannibals?
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Among Cannibal Vegetarians
Great power constitutes its own argument, and it never has much trouble drumming up friends, applause, sympathetic exegesis, and a band.
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Band Drumming Power
The best that can be said of you is that you got saved.
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Said Salvation Saved
Journalism, like history, has no therapeutic value; it is better able to diagnose than to cure, and it provides society with a primitive means of psychoanalysis that allows the patient to judge the distance between fantasy and reality.
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Distance Mean Provide Psychoanalysis Reality Society
If you’re involved in an accident and you’re at fault $500,000 may not be enough. Do you really want to lose your house because you failed to spend an extra couple of hundred bucks?
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Couple House May
Nor all America can claim him now: Forevermore he is Mankind’s and God’s.
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Claims Country God Mankind
You cannot speak of the ocean to a frog that lives in a well.
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Frogs Ocean Understanding
The wise man realistically accepts as part of life and builds a philosophy to meet them and make the most of them. He lives on the principle of nothing attempted, nothing gained and is resolved that if he fails he is going to fail while trying to succeed.
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Failure Nothing Philosophy Resolve Wise
By the time you’re eighty years old you’ve learned everything. You only have to remember it.
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Elderly Funny Witty

What they’ll do is eat their body weight in marshmallow fluff, walk away, they’ll vomit, and they’ll come back and eat their body weight again. And they’ll vomit. And they’ll do that for as long as there is marshmallow fluff out there. They love marshmallow fluff.

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What they’ll do is eat their body weight in marshmallow fluff, walk away, they’ll vomit, and they’ll come back and eat their body weight again. And they’ll vomit. And they’ll do that for as long as there is marshmallow fluff out there. They love marshmallow fluff.

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