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The less important you are on the table of organization, the more you’ll be missed if you don’t show up for work.

Bill Vaughan

When gossip grows old it becomes myth.
BILL VAUGHAN

Gossip Grows Myth
Pipe-smokers spend so much time cleaning, filling and fooling with their pipes, they don’t have time to get into mischief.
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Cleaning Filling Smoking
Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
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Effort Funny Humor
The tax collector must love poor people, he’s creating so many of them.
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Creating People Taxation
On the neck of a giraffe a flea begins to believe in immortality.
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Believe Fleas Necks
The more human beings proceed by plan the more effectively they may be hit by accident
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Humans May Plans
Where would the gardener be if there were no more weeds?
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Garden Gardener Weed
Salvation includes an ongoing transformation in your life.
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Ongoing Salvation Transformation
A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won’t cross the street to vote in a national election.
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Freedom Funny Humorous
The true antidote to greed is contentment. If you have a strong sense of contentment, it doesn’t matter whether you obtain the object of your desire or not. Either way, you are still content.
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Contentment Greed Strong
Middle age is when you realize that you’ll never live long enough to try all the recipes you spent thirty years clipping out of newspapers and magazines.
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Age Long Years
We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude how we took them along on all our picnics.
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Animal Gratitude Hilarious
Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them.
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Developer Fun Home Names Street
Evil is only of this world. In the other world there is neither good nor evil; all there is, is beaut).
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Evil Other World Worlds
Material civilization, nay, even luxury, is necessary to create work for the poor. Bread! Bread! I do not believe in a God who cannot give me bread here, giving me eternal bliss in heaven!
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Believe Civilization Luxury
One murder makes a villain, millions often a hero.
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Hero Milion Murder Villain

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