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He suffered from paralysis by analysis.

Bill Vaughan

Perhaps God chose me to be an atheist?
BILL VAUGHAN

Atheism Atheist God Positive
The suburb is a place where someone cuts down all the trees to build houses, and then names the streets after the trees.
BILL VAUGHAN

Cutting House Names
At bank, post office or supermarket, there is one universal law which you ignore at your own peril: the shortest line moves the slowest.
BILL VAUGHAN

Humor Law Moving
Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age is when you’re forced to.
BILL VAUGHAN

Christmas Motivational New Year
There are two kinds of pedestrians… the quick and the dead.
BILL VAUGHAN

Kind Pedestrian Two
The perfumed spectators are wont to look on, not to join in the struggle, nor to endure the sun, the heat, the dust, and the showers.
BILL VAUGHAN

Look Perfume Showers Struggle
Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they can master parallel parking.
BILL VAUGHAN

Baseball Parking Space Umpires
Blushes are the rainbow of modesty.
BILL VAUGHAN

Blushes Modesty Rainbow
A decision of the courts decided that the game of golf may be played on a Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral effort.
BILL VAUGHAN

Golf Sunday Views
Economics is the science which studies human behaviour as a relationship between ends and scarce means which have alternative uses.
BILL VAUGHAN

Alternatives Behaviour Mean
The less important you are on the table of organization, the more you’ll be missed if you don’t show up for work.
BILL VAUGHAN

Important Organization Work
One advantage to having a kid on the spectrum: they tend to be rule followers. Socially, things are harder for them than most kids.
BILL VAUGHAN

Advantage Followers Kids
When myth meets myth, the collision is very real.
BILL VAUGHAN

Collision Myth Real
When gossip grows old it becomes myth.
BILL VAUGHAN

Gossip Grows Myth
What the heck do you think I’m doing? I’m laying these darn bricks! He then walked over to the second bricklayer and asked the same question.
BILL VAUGHAN

Bricklayer Bricks Question Same Walked
Your thoughts are making you.
BILL VAUGHAN

Making Person Thought

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