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Hope for the best, survive the worst, find humor wherever you can.

Bill Vaughan

If you’re involved in an accident and you’re at fault $500,000 may not be enough. Do you really want to lose your house because you failed to spend an extra couple of hundred bucks?
BILL VAUGHAN

Couple House May
Whether it is fun to go to bed with a good book depends a great deal on who’s reading it.
BILL VAUGHAN

Book Depend Fun Reading
Where would the gardener be if there were no more weeds?
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Garden Gardener Weed
I retire to make way for an abler man. In my four years as attorney general I have aged about ten years, but when I have get back to the practice of law, I hope to show those lawyers that I still have some vitality left.
BILL VAUGHAN

Attorney General Hope Law Left Men Years
He (God) doesn’t need me, but He desires me.
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Desire Individual Needs
Progress is a continuing effort to make the things we eat, drink, and wear as good as they used to be.
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Effort Funny Humor
The learned compute that seven hundred and seven millions of millions of vibrations have penetrated the eye before the eye can distinguish the tints of a violet. What philosophy can calculate the vibrations of the heart before it can distinguish the colours of love?
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Heart Love Philosophy
There is a mighty big difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound good.
BILL VAUGHAN

Differences Reason Sound
A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the system works.
BILL VAUGHAN

July Patriotic Real
What’s wonderful is to read the different translations – some done in 1600 and some in 1900 – of the same passage. It’s fascinating to watch the same tale repeated in such a different way by two different centuries.
BILL VAUGHAN

Done Fascinating Two Way Wonderful
Your thoughts are making you.
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Making Person Thought
Deep in the sea are riches beyond compare, But if you seek safety, it is on the shore.
BILL VAUGHAN

Riches Safety Sea
One advantage to having a kid on the spectrum: they tend to be rule followers. Socially, things are harder for them than most kids.
BILL VAUGHAN

Advantage Followers Kids
The effect of boredom on a large scale in history is underestimated. It is a main cause of revolutions.
BILL VAUGHAN

Boredom Causes Revolution
When myth meets myth, the collision is very real.
BILL VAUGHAN

Collision Myth Real
I believe the world is increasingly in danger of becoming split into groups which cannot communicate with each other, which no longer think of each other as members of the same species.
BILL VAUGHAN

Believe Communicate Groups Thinking

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