“I’m calling for all responsible Americans to fight back and punish Pepsi for using a man who degrades women, who encourages substance abuse, and does all the things that hurt particularly the poor in our society.”

It’s very difficult to pin down the President of the United States without subpoena powers.

Saturday night at my house, I often trot out classic movies and force the urchins to watch them. There is much wailing and gnashing of teeth, but I think it’s important to teach kids about American culture, and films are certainly a big part of it.

The chief al Qaeda recruiting tool is the net.

You know, when Sharpton and I walked in, it was, like, big commotion and everything, but everybody was very nice.

It’s just that who he’s negotiating with that changes and he believes that he can impose better deals and the United States with benefit from them.

I’m just a loud Irish guy.

The Denver Post has actually hired an editor to promote pot.

Texting is addicting. Once you get emotionally involved with constant outside stimulation assaulting your brain, it is hard to stop looking at your machine every two minutes. Without rapid fire words appearing on a screen, you feel bored, not part of the action.

Alaskans are basically ‘leave me alone’ type people who respect and embrace different strokes.

Folks know that while I respect Barack Obama and do not cheap-shot the president, I am very skeptical of his big government, nanny-state philosophy.

I think the folks should make the call at the ballot box. Traditional marriage is widely seen as a social stabilizer, and I believe that is true.

I thought the coverage of the election 2017 was disgraceful, and it was dishonest. It was ideologically driven and I think that the news agencies that did that will never return to a level of credibility ever.

No matter how much evidence we uncover about this case or any others involving Mr. Clinton, millions of Americans simply will not care – they will excuse the corruption because they like Bill Clinton.

I’ve been saying that all along, that if you open the door for gay marriage, then you have to have the polygamists and the triads and the commune people and everybody else, right?

When Elton John sang a duet with the white rapper Eminem on a Grammy telecast, rap went mainstream. Massive parental headaches followed.

There is little anyone can do with fanatics. Reasoning with them is a fool’s errand. Avoiding them is mandatory.

Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it’s hard to stop drinking beer.

There are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink

I gave up drinking lots of whiskey and began to practice yoga and meditation. As a result I am not dead.

I saw a notice that said “Drink Canada Dry” and I’ve just started.

Kissing is like drinking tea with a tea strainer, you can never get enough.

If I have one, I’ll have thirteen. No, there ain’t no in-betwee. Cuz the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.

Learn to ignore everything anyone (including myself) has ever told you about wine protocol.

I regret starting drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes and joining Facebook.