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Well it’s hard to be yourself, it’s the hardest job there is.

Bill Murray

I act like a jerk sometimes.
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Act Jerks Like Sometimes
People confuse friendship and relaxation. It’s incredibly important to be relaxed – you don’t have a chance if you’re not relaxed. So I try very hard to relax any kind of tension. But friendship is different.
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Important People Relaxation
I don’t know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn’t know how much money I was making.
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Guy How Know Making Money
Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
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Enemy People War Worst
The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave.
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Atheist Easter Friday
Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
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Cat Dog Sacrifice
But I can only take so much TV, because there is so much advice. I find people will preach about virtually anything – your diet, how to live your life, how to improve your golf. The lot. I have always had a thing against the Mister Know-It-Alls.
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Advice Golf People
The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You’ve got to give them a year and a half, two years.
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Ass Famous Giving Two Years
If you have someone that you think is The One, don’t just sort of think in your ordinary mind, ‘
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Love Party Thinking
Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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Deep Dying Humor Thought
Friendship is so weird. You just pick a human you’ve met and you’re like, ‘Yep, I like this one,’ and you just do stuff with them.
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Friendship New Stuff
I don’t know what my fans are going to think. It’s definitely not what they’re used to from me.
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Fans Thinking Used
Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
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Acting Needs Suits
I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that’s it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I’d done something.
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Home Month Mustache
This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.
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Dresses Rehearsal
People say I’m difficult and sometimes that’s a badge of honour.
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Badges People Sometimes

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