You work, you get paid, you drink.
BILL MURRAYMy back hurts. My legs ache. I’m only four!
More Bill Murray Quotes
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Human sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
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So I went, and one of the funniest film moments I’ve ever had was when they introduced the New York film critics. They all stood up – motley isn’t the word for that group.
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You know…they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
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My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott. So he wins the award and I stand up and go, ‘That’s it-let’s get the hell outta here.’
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The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
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People usually go through a bad period when they first get successful. You’re new and you’re hot and things go wrong.
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There’s only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing.
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I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
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Whenever I think of the high salaries we are paid as film actors, I think it is for the travel, the time away, and any trouble you get into through being well known. It’s not for the acting, that’s for sure.
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The first year I had money, I really went shopping. I got really caught up in it. I bought all my brothers sets of luggage, and I bought ’em winter coats from Giorgio Armani – winter coats. And I got a pair of socks from this brother.
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Here’s the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don’t get there, we’re both fired.
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There aren’t many downsides to being rich, other than paying taxes and having relatives asking for money. But being famous, that’s a 24 hour job right there.
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I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over?
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The set is stocked with Victorian extras and little children in Oliver kind of outfits, and the director says, “All right, Bud – just give it whatever you want.” And Hackett goes off on a rant. Unbelievably obscene.
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If you have someone that you think is The One, don’t just sort of think in your ordinary mind, ‘
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