You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
BILL MURRAYOkay, let’s pick a date. Let’s plan this and make a party and get married.’ Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world.
More Bill Murray Quotes
-
-
The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave.
BILL MURRAY -
The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we’re doing.
BILL MURRAY -
You know…they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
BILL MURRAY -
Movie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
BILL MURRAY -
Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.
BILL MURRAY -
The last thing I want is to be (in a film role) is obvious, direct and offensive.
BILL MURRAY -
Sometimes I snore, like when I get really tired.
BILL MURRAY -
Groundhog Day’ was one of the greatest scripts ever written. It didn’t even get nominated for an Academy Award.
BILL MURRAY -
We’re born alone. We do need each other. It’s lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that’s part of your obligation.
BILL MURRAY -
I wanted to be a doctor once upon a time, but it turns out you’ve got to study, and that wasn’t going to happen. I had no idea what I was going to do. I had trouble holding jobs because they want you to be on time. That wasn’t going to work.
BILL MURRAY -
I’d like [Santa Claus] to give Wes Anderson, the director, enough money in his next budget for an aerial shot – just a little copter shot. He really wanted this one helicopter shot, and Disney wouldn’t give him the money. Just wouldn’t give him the money.
BILL MURRAY -
The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
BILL MURRAY -
There’s only a couple times when fame is ever helpful. Sometimes you can get into a restaurant where the kitchen is just closing.
BILL MURRAY -
I’ve been lucky, I’ve had movies that made a lot of money, so I don’t feel like I have to kill every time out. I don’t want that pressure. I don’t need it.
BILL MURRAY -
To people who want to be rich and famous, I’d say, “Get rich first and see if that doesn’t cover it.”
BILL MURRAY







