Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
BILL MURRAYHuman sacrifice! Dogs and cats living together! Mass hysteria!
More Bill Murray Quotes
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Okay, let’s pick a date. Let’s plan this and make a party and get married.’ Take that person and travel around the world. Buy a plane ticket for the two of you to travel all around the world.
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You have to be as light as you can be and not get weighed down and stuck in your emotion, stuck in your body, stuck in your head. You just want to always be trying to elevate somehow.
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You don’t have to have all this film stock, you can work faster, and you don’t need a giant crew. It’s great.
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I act like a jerk sometimes.
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Here’s the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don’t get there, we’re both fired.
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There’s definitely a lot of trash that comes with the prize of being famous. It’s a nice gift, but there’s a lot of wrapping and paper and junk to cut through.
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I thought, well, here we go. But I knew that was where he was headed. He had been going this way for some time. All directors, once they have some success, they want to spend a whole heck of a lot of money. (Something else can’t hear.)
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I’m not an ungenerous person; I don’t resent it. It’s just sort of a head-scratcher.
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Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
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Harold Ramis and I together did the ‘National Lampoon Show’ off Broadway, ‘Meatballs,’ ‘Stripes,’ ‘Caddyshack,’ ‘Ghostbusters’ and ‘Groundhog Day.’ He earned his keep on this planet. God bless him.
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Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.
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The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that’s very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.
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I wanted to be a doctor once upon a time, but it turns out you’ve got to study, and that wasn’t going to happen. I had no idea what I was going to do. I had trouble holding jobs because they want you to be on time. That wasn’t going to work.
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I think midlife crisis is just a point where people’s careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships.
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One of the things I like about acting is that, in a funny way, I come back to myself.
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