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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.

Bill Murray

I’m over the Oscar thing. I feel that if you really want an Oscar, you’re in trouble. It’s like wanting to be married – you’ll take anybody. If you want the Oscar really badly, it becomes a naked desire and ambition. It becomes very unattractive. I’ve seen it.
BILL MURRAY

Acting Ambition Desire
Here’s the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don’t get there, we’re both fired.
BILL MURRAY

Downsizing Faster Fired
I know how to be sour. I know that taste.
BILL MURRAY

Know Sour Taste
So you’d have to improvise something or create something or try to work with the ware and try to figure out, how do you make this visually and orally acceptable, entertaining?
BILL MURRAY

Entertaining Figure Something Visually
No one really wants to admit they are lonely, and it is never really addressed very much between friends and family. But I have felt lonely many times in my life.
BILL MURRAY

Family Friends Lonely Want
This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.
BILL MURRAY

Dresses Rehearsal
My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
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iPhone Moon Pigs
To people who want to be rich and famous, I’d say, “Get rich first and see if that doesn’t cover it.”
BILL MURRAY

Firsts People Want
I’ve got kids and that’s important. It’s funny, you think that there’s an expiration date on them and there just isn’t.
BILL MURRAY

Important Kids Thinking
You have to hope that [good things] happen to you. […] That’s the only thing we really, surely have, is hope. You hope that you can be alive, that things will happen to you that you’ll actually witness, that you’ll participate in.
BILL MURRAY

Monday Over Rolling You
Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
BILL MURRAY

Half People Years
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn’t I get that day over and over and over?
BILL MURRAY

Day Girl Good Sunset
Now, the essence, the very spirit of Christmas is that we first make believe a thing is so, and lo, it presently turns out to be so. – Stephen Leacockof Christmas trees around the house, so it smells good.
BILL MURRAY

Believe Christmas Essence
I don’t know how this guy knew how much money I was making. I didn’t know how much money I was making.
BILL MURRAY

Guy How Know Making Money
Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage – I had to bury myself in my napkin.
BILL MURRAY

Buy Damage Everybody Napkin
The set is stocked with Victorian extras and little children in Oliver kind of outfits, and the director says, “All right, Bud – just give it whatever you want.” And Hackett goes off on a rant. Unbelievably obscene.
BILL MURRAY

Oliver Right Stocked Unbelievable

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