I’m just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that’s what they pay me to do.
BILL MURRAYChicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
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They are getting so much smoke blown, and their whole world gets so turned upside down, their responses become distorted. I give everybody a year or two to pull it together because, when it first happens, I know how it is.
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I go home and stay there. I wash and scrub up each day, and that’s it. One month I actually grew a moustache, just so I could say that I’d done something.
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All of us kids ended up ‘doing Mom.’ There are four of us who’ve tried show business. Five if you insist on counting my sister the nun, who does liturgical dance.
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I’m not an ungenerous person; I don’t resent it. It’s just sort of a head-scratcher.
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I don’t feel like it’s pressure. It’s more of an obligation – not to entertain or be funny, but to have a certain levity. I mean, there’s got to be a lightness in your leg.
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The atheists traditionally hold their conventions from Good Friday to Easter Sunday during the hours Christ spent in the grave.
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You have to hope that [good things] happen to you. […] That’s the only thing we really, surely have, is hope. You hope that you can be alive, that things will happen to you that you’ll actually witness, that you’ll participate in.
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That’s the reason I’m not the one that’s dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
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Here’s the thing, you just have to drive a lot faster, and if you don’t get there, we’re both fired.
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Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
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I don’t believe that you can give the same performance every take. It’s physically impossible, so why bother? If you don’t do what is happening at that moment, then it’s not real. Then you’re holding something back.
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You can tell how boring a person is by the lack of fear in their eyes when someone is flipping through photos on their phone.
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You cannot pray them out of hell.
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