In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can’t help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They’re very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you’re there.
BILL MURRAYMy iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
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If Google doesn’t know the answer, then it’s not a question
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My iPhone has 2 million times the storage of the 1969 Apollo 11 computer. They went to the moon. I throw birds at pig houses
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Chicks dig me because I rarely wear underwear, and when I do, it’s usually something unusual.
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Somewhere there’s a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can.
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My first movie, I got nominated for a Canadian Oscar-for Meatballs. For MEATBALLS. And who am I up against? George C. Scott. So he wins the award and I stand up and go, ‘That’s it-let’s get the hell outta here.’
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I’d sort of gone through some sort of spiritual change in the late 70s where I sort of saw there was some other life to live. It changed the way that I worked just having a different presence and a different tension.
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I don’t know what my fans are going to think. It’s definitely not what they’re used to from me.
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Eh, it’s not that attractive to have a plan. I know that if I ever feel that I need to make a funny movie, I’ll figure out how to write one. I’ll get it done. If I ever get some ambition, I’m gonna get some shit done.
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Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
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I’ve killed myself so many times, I don’t even exist anymore.
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The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that’s very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.
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Be available for life to happen.
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He’s going on and on and on, and finally he stops. It’s just total horror, and the camera’s still rolling. You can hear it, sort of a grinding noise. And the director says, “Anything else, Bud?”
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Those are my people, you know? The ones who are going to crash and burn.
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The way financing for independent movies goes is great. You get the money from the guy who’s actually doing the distribution in France.
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