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I’m just a potato that won’t quit. I’m a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I’ve got legs.

Bill Murray

The more relaxed you are, the better you are at everything.
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Better Relaxed Wise Words
I’m just a potato that won’t quit. I’m a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I’ve got legs.
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Eye Legs Potatoes
Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
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Half People Years
The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
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Kids Names Numbers
We still have to put some cherry syrup on it, and then we can eat it
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Cherries Ice Cream Syrup
I’m just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that’s what they pay me to do.
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Charming Guy Pay
I think midlife crisis is just a point where people’s careers have reached some plateau and they have to reflect on their personal relationships.
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Careers People Relationships Thinking
Grab this day by the neck and kiss it.
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Day Kissing Necks
Every moment that you share someone else’s pain, feel what they feel, makes you more human.
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Moments Pain Share
People confuse friendship and relaxation. It’s incredibly important to be relaxed – you don’t have a chance if you’re not relaxed. So I try very hard to relax any kind of tension. But friendship is different.
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Important People Relaxation
Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to get one.
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Acting Awards Campaigns
We’re born alone. We do need each other. It’s lonely to really effectively live your life, and anyone you can get help from or give help to; that’s part of your obligation.
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Giving Life Live Lonely
The money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that’s very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.
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Buying Car Mother
When I started, the scripts weren’t as good, and you’d have to have a huge burst of energy to go, “Sheesh, how am I going to? This stuff’s no good.”
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Energy Everything Relax Trying Visual
If you have someone that you think is The One, don’t just sort of think in your ordinary mind, ‘
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Love Party Thinking
I act like a jerk sometimes.
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Act Jerks Like Sometimes

I’m just a potato that won’t quit. I’m a potato with some legs. Some have eyes, I’ve got legs.

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