The only good thing about fame that I’ve gotten is I’ve gotten out of a couple of speeding tickets. I’ve gotten into a restaurant when I didn’t have a suit and tie on. That’s really about it.
BILL MURRAYMovie acting suits me because I only need to be good for ninety seconds at a time.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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When I work, my first relationship with people is professional. There are people who want to be your friend right away. I say, “We’re not gonna be friends until we get this done.
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I don’t feel like it’s pressure. It’s more of an obligation – not to entertain or be funny, but to have a certain levity. I mean, there’s got to be a lightness in your leg.
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And I don’t like to work. I only like working when I’m working.
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That’s the reason I’m not the one that’s dead because the attraction of the fast life is very powerful.
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I act like a jerk sometimes.
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When you see grown men near to tears because they’ve missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.
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I’m not an ungenerous person; I don’t resent it. It’s just sort of a head-scratcher.
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Don’t think about your errors or failures; otherwise, you’ll never do a thing.
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To people who want to be rich and famous, I’d say, “Get rich first and see if that doesn’t cover it.”
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That’s sort of why I got into acting. I realized the more fun I had, the better I did it. And I thought, that’s a job I could be proud of. It’s changed my life learning that, and it’s made me better at what I do.
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Zombies dont mess with other zombies.
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The truth is, anybody that becomes famous is an ass for a year and a half. You’ve got to give them a year and a half, two years.
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I met a woman who photographed celebrity dogs for a book, and she told me that Ralph Lauren’s dog is named Rugby. I said, Yeah, but his real name is Stickball.
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In Japan, you have no idea what they are saying, and they can’t help you either. Nothing makes any sense. They’re very polite, but you feel like a joke is being played on you the entire time you’re there.
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You can handle just about anything that comes at you out on the road with a believable grin, common sense and whiskey.
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