I don’t want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
BILL MURRAYThe money thing is, the sort of Elvis Presley thing of buying you mother car is great, that’s very good. My mother has learned how to spend money.
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This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.
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So I went, and one of the funniest film moments I’ve ever had was when they introduced the New York film critics. They all stood up – motley isn’t the word for that group.
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And when I told my sons I might be in City of Ember, they said, ‘Oh! You’re gonna be the mayor?’ And I hadn’t even read the script yet.
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It’s hard to be an artist. It’s hard to be anything. It’s hard to be.
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Totie Fields is one of my benchmarks for a lot of things. There was a standard of show business.
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We’re Americans! Do you know what that means? It means our forefathers were kicked out of every decent country in the world.
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I’m over the Oscar thing. I feel that if you really want an Oscar, you’re in trouble. It’s like wanting to be married – you’ll take anybody. If you want the Oscar really badly, it becomes a naked desire and ambition. It becomes very unattractive. I’ve seen it.
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Religion is the worst enemy of mankind. No single war in the history of humanity has killed as many people as religion has.
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Just beat my record for most consecutive days without dying.
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Well, the past is gone, I know that. The future isn’t here yet, whatever it’s going to be. So, all there is, is this. The present. That’s it.
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I mean, everybody would love to have their clothes torn off by a mob of girls, but being screamed at is different.
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Somewhere there’s a score being kept, so you have an obligation to live life as well as you can, be as engaged as you can.
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Now, for some of you it doesn’t matter. You were born rich and you’re going to stay rich. But here’s my advice to the rest of you.
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Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you’re donating blood.
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Everybody had some sort of vision problem, some sort of damage – I had to bury myself in my napkin.
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