This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.
BILL MURRAYI’ve been lucky, I’ve had movies that made a lot of money, so I don’t feel like I have to kill every time out. I don’t want that pressure. I don’t need it.
More Bill Murray Quotes
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I don’t want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar.
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The critics. When they’re right, they’re right for the wrong reasons. And they’re usually wrong.
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I’m just an obnoxious guy who can make it appear charming, that’s what they pay me to do.
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When you see grown men near to tears because they’ve missed hitting a little white ball into a hole from three feet, it makes you laugh.
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Be available for life to happen.
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The cell will completely collapse and become nothing. That’s kind of what it’s like being famous. People say hi, how are you doing, and after the thousandth time, you just get angry; you really pop.
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The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
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Eh, it’s not that attractive to have a plan. I know that if I ever feel that I need to make a funny movie, I’ll figure out how to write one. I’ll get it done. If I ever get some ambition, I’m gonna get some shit done.
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I think all phases of one’s career are serious if you take it seriously no matter if you are doing high profile dramatic pieces or not.
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You know…they say an elephant never forgets. What they don’t tell you is, you never forget an elephant.
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Half of the people in this room are more dressed up than on any other day in the year, and the other half are more dressed down.
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All of us kids ended up ‘doing Mom.’ There are four of us who’ve tried show business. Five if you insist on counting my sister the nun, who does liturgical dance.
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You want my dark side? Have I ever stolen anything? Not so much intentionally. But I don’t think it’s so much stealing as… being a part of the flow of the universe.
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And I say, ‘Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.’ And he says, ‘Oh, uh, there won’t be any money. But when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness.’ So I got that goin’ for me, which is nice.
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The Army needs leaders the way a foot needs a big toe.
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