“Laughing is such a pure and natural thing I try to laugh every day. Think that’s one of the most important things in life.”

My mother tried to kill me when I was a baby. She denied it. She said she thought the plastic bag would keep me fresh.

I usually go with roles that I find entertaining. But every once in a while, there comes along a film that has an important social message. As actors, we have a certain responsibility toward our audience.

Dear children, don’t eat anything healthy at home, just keep eating those hamburgers

Always listen to yourself. Believe in you and believe in what you do. And even when other people say you can’t handle that.

It’s important to be yourself.

But if the feelings are mutual, I open my heart without restriction. I’m not afraid to say ‘I love you’.

I want an intelligent girl whom I can talk about everything. I want her to be my friend, to be partners. I don’t like when a girl is rough, but delicate and subtle. I like good manners and not rudeness nor arrogance.

I don’t care about the fact that a dogs place is not in a bed – the closer they are to me, the more beautiful it is.

No, I’m not gay. And I think it would be a waste with all those pretty girls in the front row.

The real love is when you wish to give something and not to get.

I really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy, it’s like, “Oh my God, come here, come here!”

The connection we have is something special. We know each other since we were in the womb! You can’t get any closer then that

The best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minutes before I was.

If you’re really in love, you don’t care about all the other girls that are standing in line for you.

Live every second, Here and now . Don’t let go, Before it’s to late

I don’t show my body for a good cause… if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job to those reporters who say I’m a woman

The most exciting thing I aspire to do is to write something new that I know is going to work, or perform something that I know is going to make people laugh.

A good laugh makes any interview, or any conversation, so much better.

When you’re a young comedian the first thing you want to do is get a laugh.

They want to let the audience figure things out and let the reaction shot get the laugh.

Analysing comedy is like dissecting a frog. Nobody laughs and the frog dies.

Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Weep, an’ it keeps on laughin’.

If you’re asking me what I love, it’s that point where I’m just scribbling and trying to make myself laugh and trying to outrage myself. Getting in that frame of mind where the more you laugh the more you laugh – I think that’s what I’m attempting to do.

When you laugh with good-hearted innocence at your own creations, you are free.