“Laughing is such a pure and natural thing I try to laugh every day. Think that’s one of the most important things in life.”

Dear children, don’t eat anything healthy at home, just keep eating those hamburgers

Always listen to yourself. Believe in you and believe in what you do. And even when other people say you can’t handle that.

It’s important to be yourself.

But if the feelings are mutual, I open my heart without restriction. I’m not afraid to say ‘I love you’.

I want an intelligent girl whom I can talk about everything. I want her to be my friend, to be partners. I don’t like when a girl is rough, but delicate and subtle. I like good manners and not rudeness nor arrogance.

I don’t care about the fact that a dogs place is not in a bed – the closer they are to me, the more beautiful it is.

No, I’m not gay. And I think it would be a waste with all those pretty girls in the front row.

The real love is when you wish to give something and not to get.

I really love dogs. When I see a dog, I go crazy, it’s like, “Oh my God, come here, come here!”

The connection we have is something special. We know each other since we were in the womb! You can’t get any closer then that

The best birthday present I ever got was born 10 minutes before I was.

If you’re really in love, you don’t care about all the other girls that are standing in line for you.

Live every second, Here and now . Don’t let go, Before it’s to late

I don’t show my body for a good cause… if one day in a concert I pull down my pants, I would leave without job to those reporters who say I’m a woman

There is never a reason to give up! It’s always going on somehow!

Until someone else does… marry yourself

Whenever I’ve been in rehearsals, it’s really fun, there’s always laughing.

I’m not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don’t even want them to laugh half the time.

It’s really about committing super-hard to whatever you’re trying to create. In essence, I’m just copying my favorite comedic actors, and it’s the people who make me laugh the hardest who commit the hardest.

We all look to have transcendent experiences that lift us out of the everyday, and fear is a good one. But, I think it’s the same reason why people want to laugh their heads off.

I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I’m lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans.

My new shorty got a gymnastic back, ’87 emerald green on a classic Jag. She had the cleft palate, I ordered chef’s salad; She had the club foot, with that little arm, I couldn’t help but laugh…she ordered Chicken Parm.

We laugh at the efforts of the musk deer to find the source of the scent which comes from itself and despair at our efforts to find the peace which is our essence.

It is good to laugh. Laughter is spiritual relaxation.